Health and Safety Fail
This was on the National Express London to Edinburgh service:
Woman at on-train bar: Can I have some hot water to heat my baby’s bottle, please?
Girl serving behind bar: I’m sorry, we really can’t do that any more. Health and safety.
Woman at on-train bar pauses for a second and looks at the menu.
Woman at on train bar: Can I have a mint tea then, please, but leave the tea bag out.
Girl serving behind bar: Sure, it’ll just be a minute.

